January 2010
39 posts
WHY IS THERE NOT A MCDONALD’S IN THE BASEMENT OF THE UNION ANYMORE?!?!?! Anyone want to drive us to the golden arches?
I really fucking hate this song. And the people...
Saying “Scram!” to my imminent food coma.
Major bodily functions failing..
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I can't believe I'm posting this →
why. why. why. why. s0 dumb. Although the 4th one is kindaaaa cool.
**So glad i only have about 5 followers. I apologize to each one of you.
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INSOMNIA
I am posting this conversation as a means of preservation, because I feel that it is golden and don't want it to become lost on the interwebz.
Colleen: GREETINGS EARTHLING
2: 35amMegan: WAHAHAHAHA
2: 35amColleen: lol
2: 35amMegan: GREETINGS
we are freaks
why am i up
almost done with season 1 of mad men!! one more ep.
2: 35amColleen: i have to be back at school in 6 hrs
2: 35amMegan: oh.my.god.
2: 35amColleen: FML
2: 35amMegan: how do you do it
2: 35amColleen: i can't sleep!
2: 35amMegan: and you were there for 12 today?!?!
wtf
i can't sleep at night
2: 36amColleen: i drank some of moms peno grigio shit
didn't help
maybe i will take benydrl@@
aw shit
2: 36amMegan: hahahhahaha
i considered drinking skol for a brief moment
2: 36amColleen: ew
i need to pass out
im sccreeewweed
i have class at 0
9\
POOOP
2: 37amMegan: was that 9 or 10?
2: 38amColleen: 9
'didn't do my hE EITHER shitttt
2: 39amMegan: hE?
hw?
Colleen: yeA
I"M JUST LIVIN MY LIFE
YEAAAAA
2: 41amMegan: oh mi gosh
2: 41amColleen: welp time for some sleep drugs
brb
2: 41amMegan: hahaha
we don't have any!
2: 42amColleen: booze and meds
lol
jk
2: 44amColleen: i have a problem
wtf
2: 44amMegan: yeah
2: 44amColleen: im not even tired
2: 44amMegan: its true
2: 44amColleen: Help meeeeee
do you blawg ever
all your tweets forward to tumblr
Thank you, and good luck Colleen!
http: //collz.tumblr.com/
P.S. I need to figure out this blog very soon. This looks like such sheeeiiittt.
I agree and am pleased with your developments @fpstream. “I talked to random people in the elevator. I think I’m losing all social skills.”
Dive bombing my bed out of boredom and procrastination.
Now I’ve just sprinted back and forth in my 15’ room. #iliveinaboxMERGG
Listening to imogen heap and drinking free keystones. Why is lyfe so g00d to me?? Lyffe is hilar.
Going to a house with lots of greek letters and broskis for some free brewskis! Baha. Should be an interesting night.
Doing a double shot of skol while listening to Four Non-Blondes and chasing with milk with @caplichayyy. Nothing makes any sense tonight.
Hiding in the bathroom at work so i don’t have to dust book shelves. Again- why am i employed?
Going to die. Thursgays are not going to work out so well this semester.
here is my poetic response: I like dolphins. J’aime les dauphins. I’ve lived in Saudi Arabia. And rode a camel. I love music and dolphins
and dolphin music… Might as well come out of the weird closet now.”
Not only am i going to class late and hungover, my hand is now bleeding. Bah.
Re-watching old youtube videos from freshman year of high school. I am such a strange child. And they’re far to embarrassing to post here.
Is this real?? http://youtu.be/EY39fkmqKBM
I just found out my class on energy sources is in the “Nuclear Plasma Radio Engineering” department. What?!
The notorious thumping bass from the fourth floor is back! I’ll probably be delivering another verbal smack down soon.
My hairs are all chopped off! Trying to mend them.
At neon indian with @lizzysabs @brittworthylake and @caplichayyy . So great!
Neon Indian tonight, hooray!
So i’m currently being paid to take advice from older women and read national geographic.
My tooth is chipped. God damn.
Just got into a chicago bar with my 18 year old id….is this real?! Everyone is indian too. Heaven if I’ve ever seen it.
We need out! Text from @cccollz : Im going out for sushi. Mom asked if it was a kind of cheese. Wtf.
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